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Lance and Donna

Pull My Finger

Posted on January 10, 2023January 31, 2023

We were all relaxing 

After dinner with the family

Sitting on the sofa

My grandson, next to me

I decided that this was the moment

To take this opportunity 

I looked him in the eyes

With a clear determination 

Of a knowledge that is shared

To each generation 

and I said,

There is something special

That was once given to me

Passed from grandfather 

To grandson 

Throughout all of history 

My pa showed your father

same my grandpa 

Shared with me

A tradition never ending

And now it’s time for you to see

You’re going to love it

It’s a real humdinger 

Are you ready?

Then, 

Pull my finger!

His hand reached out to grab it

My daughter said, “Oh no,

I’ll go get the room spray,

A foul wind’s soon to blow.”

I said, “Don’t be scared,

It’s a real humdinger 

Are you ready?

Then, 

Pull my finger!

He gave it a tug

And I let ‘er rip

After the shock 

A huge smile 

was on his lips

Now he’s looking forward 

to a grandson of his own

To pass this sacred knowledge 

Of this tradition, he’d been shown

Passed from grandfather 

To grandson 

Throughout all of history 

It’s a real humdinger 

So, are you ready?

Then, 

Pull my finger!

The Classic Grandfather Gag

The song is a true story. I had been thinking about writing a rock ballad for the album. The thought of the classic grandfather gag of ‘pull my finger’ but let it slip by me. I forgot about it. Then during a family conference, I mentioned the album concept I was working on, and Donna’s son, James, said, “You have to write a song about ‘pull my finger.'” Well, then, it was set! I had to write it! Memories of my grandfather, who was a bit of a prankster, flooded back to me as I recalled the first time he ‘pulled’ that gag on me. A flatulent gag steeped in tradition.

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