Author: Lance Harrison

****************************** I always thought how wonderful to be out on my own Leave this hick town on a greyhound to the city lights alone So, I hopped one at the depot I paid my fifty-dollar fare Said goodbye to the backwoods  straight my tie and I combed my hair ‘Cause I’m going to the big…

******************************** Life is tough,  big stones in my way, It seems to get harder  each and every day, My luck could change  you can never tell, But I doubt it,  so I might as well… Get used to it,  get used to it Get used to it baby ‘Cause ain’t nothin’  gonna change Well, you…

******************************** Once upon a time, I was one of the true believers Baptized in the blood of the woolly beast Imprisoned in the catacombs of a blessed ignorance Until I was finally released Accused with the thought of a dangerous question “Best not to think those things at all.” I chalk it up to “divine…

************************************** I don’t wanna work no nine to five, Don’t put me in a box because I’m still alive I don’t want to live my life like that Staring at a TV and getting fat…. (chorus) I wanna rock, I wanna roll I wanna live my life down to my very soul I wanna flip,…

******************************** Ten, nine, eight, seven,  six, five, four, three,  two, one Lift Off!    (X 4) And I’m gone, gone, gone, gone, And I’m never coming back. Climb into my rocket ship And point it at the stars Strap in tight  The fuse alight We’ll soon be passing Mars New horizons, point of view Beyond…

******************************* Last night,  I lay in my lonesome bed.  I found a piece of paper  and this is what it said,  “Heaven help a man,  ain’t got a woman by his side.”  So I laid my head up under my covers, and began to moan and cry. OooOOOoo,   Ya know there’s lots of fishes,…

***************************************** The things I want to do to you, You know, they’d surely give me ninety-nine, The things I want to do to you, They’d surely give me ninety-nine, I’m just tryin’ to decide, If it would be worth it, Just to do my time. The way you’ve got about lyin’ You know, I finally…

******************************* I didn’t wake up this morning My body’s still layin’ here in bed I didn’t wake up this morning My body’s still layin’ here in bed Ain’t no use to try an’ wake me Cause I done been three hours dead. Oh, my woman’s cookin’breakfast She think’s I’m just sleepin’ in Oh, my woman’s…

************************************ I’ve been gone from my home so long, People there don’t even know my name. I’ve been gone from my home so long, People there don’t even know my name. I didn’t mean to leave ‘em all go behind, But I left ‘em, just the same. I’ve been takin’ to the highways,   I’ve…

*********************************** Shootin’ the heads off turtles, As they stick ‘em up out of the pond. Ain’t no fish,  left in there, Turtles ate them all, every one! Lets go pick up what we can, Tell you what I’m gonna do, Toss ‘em all right in the pot, And cook a mess of that Turtle Stew….